I don't think people know what they're missing out on by not watching Passions. Dancing babies! Clowns! People being sucked into Hell!
This is my new favorite show. Tiffany is amused because I can name all the characters-- I just remember stuff like that far too easily. Kaye has an attitude problem, and Whitney and Chad are really brother and sister. Fox is superhot eye candy, and Theresa is gorgeous, but cries about everything. Sheridan and Luis are too stupid to be in love with anyone, let alone each other. Beth is annoying, Antonio is oblivious (and not at all Spanish), and Ivy is a conniving cripple. I think Miguel and Charity's contracts are up, because I haven't seen them around in a while, and I'm pretty sure that Julian is the character who would live if there was some kind of nuclear crisis and we had to vote on who to save from this show.
My two favorite things: how they're running out of girls to write pregnancies for (I'm just waiting on Sam to announce that Grace can't leave him because he's pregnant); and also, the monkey. Her name is Precious and she dresses like a nurse.
This is all very serious.